never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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