I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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