Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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