I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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