What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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