Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and she was petting her beer can
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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