ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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