Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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