yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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