I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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