he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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