Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
third nipple confirmed
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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