Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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