She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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