he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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