So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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