it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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