week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
