i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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