Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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