you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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