i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
