Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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