Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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