i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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