absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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