i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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