It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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