I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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