i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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