Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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