Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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