it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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