I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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