My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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