Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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