For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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