I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
