In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
