Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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