i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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