Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I currently don't understand fingers.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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