Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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