why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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