direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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