I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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