We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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