I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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