talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
