Well douche your snatch and let's go!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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