we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I didn't notice because vodka
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My life is pants optional.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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