No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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