her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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