Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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