a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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