She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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