is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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