I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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