just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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