I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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