The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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