To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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