How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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